Yes. Yes it is.

Valentine's Day must be around the corner because BeatThat is getting a lot of love. We have deals for bouquets of flowers and "diamond" earrings hidden in a plastic rose. We have lots of new Deal-Finders (Welcome! Now, back to work!), who have helped BeatThat's (non-existing) heart grow a few sizes. Speaking of not having a heart, we really got overwhelmed with this intense token of affection.

"Baby, I love you so much. Let me show you my love by helping you decide if you want your body stuck in the ground for eternity (or, until 2012) or burnt to a crisp and spread in ocean."

What? Vegan sharks love it.

Now, nevermind that it's free (we know we all love us some free), so you can get away with remembering Valentine's Day AND not spending your tax return. But, it's showing your special someones you're in this for the long-haul. You're sticking with them until they're dead and you're proving it. The Gift of Love allows you to record vital Death Certificate & Obituary statistic information, like how many beers he could consume in an hour or how many times she changed her outfit on any given evening. It allows you to list the location of records, titles, deeds, and financial accounts so you can properly rob your loved one. It also allows you to document military service and employment history, so everyone can see their lack of patriotism and how boring their lives really were.

In a nutshell, the greatest gift we can give is a well-planned death. Downfall: The love is only for the Kansas City Metro area. But, now we know what love is.